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For your reading pleasure, here's an internal debate between Brother Buzz and Vicious Sid regarding the rumored Xbox 360 Japanese relaunch and the chances of Apple and Nintendo teaming up.
In case you're interested, here's everything I wrote as I watched the keynote happen in real-time.
Who got Oblivion? What are you seeing? What do you hate so far?
I have seen the future of television, and it is good.
I find myself in the odd position of having to defend one of the coolest games I've ever seen--The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.
This is the best news I've heard all year.
1UP.com "borrowed" a bunch of information from a fan site for its DOA4 strategy guide. Though the situation is now over, I'm not terribly fond of how this situation was handled.
The biggest news story of the year, by far. Almost as big as Lost returning!
I hate to say it, but so far I'm not digging the second season of Lost. And I think I've figured out one reason why.
I would argue that journalism, as we know it, is dead. A slowly spreading pool of excrement will mark traditional journalism's passing from this world to the next.
The suspense is mounting, and rumor has it we'll know for sure on Wednesday.
More killer screens from one of the top games of the year.
F.E.A.R. me
The PC gaming market isn't dead, it's just sleeping.
Is this guy really writing this? Words fail me.
My Nano broke. Noooooooo!
Holy freaking crap Battlestar Galactica rocks.
Porn, it turns out, is far more than just mere titiliation--it's a corrosive force bent on destroying your entire life. Who knew?
San Andreas wasn't the first GTA game to show off some sexual humor; here's more proof that the Rockstar guys are just degenerate bums. Avert your eyes!
UPDATED! This time, we'll take a cue from Wikipedia: how should history remember 50 Cent?
Yeah, I think I'm finally ready to admit that I detest online gaming. Why? Because humanity sucks.
The Pope on Harry Potter: it's full of "subtle seductions," and it "distorts Christianity in the soul." He's been the Pope for, what, a few months? And he's already barking up this tree? Keee-rist.
PS3 won't have a hard drive? Then my house won't have a PS3, at least until it drops signicantly from the rumored $399 launch price. Come on, Sony--don't blow this deal already!
Canada finally goes gay.
Let it not be said that blogcore isn't interested in bettering the community. Here are some handy ways you can keep yourself from catching homosexuality, aka "teh ghey." Print this page out and tape it on your fridge--you never know when you may need to fight off the urge.
Tom Cruise officially loses his mind. Somebody get this guy some Ritalin and a quick bout of shock treatment.
I guess the First Amendment just doesn't sit well with Mr. O'Reilly.
Words...can't...describe...
According to top "Creation Scientists," new "evidence" suggests that after the great flood, Noah and his sons collected Earth's animals with the help of--wait for it--FLYING DINOSAURS. Yeah, it's a joke, but it's awesome nonetheless.
Extremists on the right and left are clawing each other apart on the topic of homosexuality and gay rights. And while they're busy snapping at each other's exposed underbellies, they're missing the point.
Ever wanted to track down some hilarious old video game commercial? Amazingly, now you can thanks to the prestigious Internet.
UPDATE 2! Tom Cruise, already something of a nutty guy, is lately becoming completely unhinged. Oprah was just the beginning. Here's the epic story thus far!
I almost feel bad for the designers of this game. Almost.
UPDATE Okay, okay, so I'm mega-late on this one. But when you dip into this treasure trove, I have a funny feeling you'll forgive me...
I'm gonna let these screens do allll the talking. This was easily one of the coolest Xbox 360 games at E3
Short and sweet, guys... Rockstar's passing along some cool news for PSP owners.
The Xbox 360 is shockingly powerful. But the bleeding-edge PS3 is poised to crush it from a hardware perspective. Here are three reasons why.
Don't be fooled--it's a must-see. This film reinforces my appreciation for British humor (which, unlike many dorks, has not been honed by Monty Python).
What kind of name is Vin, anyway?
So I've got the new NIN album. What do I think? I'm not quite sure. I think I kind of like it...
Come one, come all! Hear reviews of The Simpsons ("A Star is Torn" and "Thank God It's Doomsday"), plus Family Guy ("Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High") and American Dad
Have you met the Grapple? (pronounced: grape-el)
Aye Carumba! The Simpsons sucks! (with apologies to Daily Radar). Luckily, Family Guy and American Dad were there to pick up the slack.
Technology's grand, ain't it?
The internet is all a-flutter concerning the wide variety of Jade Empire review scores.
I saw it yesterday. Here's the full report... SPOILER WARNINGS!
Want to learn how to play Halo-ween using Halo 2 on Xbox Live? Here's what you need to know.
Abandonware is a term used to describe old games that have been "abandoned" by their publisher.
First it was a battle to create the best-looking 3D water effects. Now, the graphics gurus are shooting for trees.
It's true. Exceedingly so.
Until publishers get their act together, emulation is the only way to play classic games. And that's sad.
Bit Torrent is wrong, but it feels soooo right.
Battlestar Galactica may well be the best show on TV.
First thoughts on a playable version of the game.
I saw it! I rate it! Enter if you dare...
Is it gone? Yes. Do we care? Not really.
You've gotta hand it to them: Exodus International is certainly stubborn.
It may be called the Bio-Suit System, but this high-tech Extra Vehicular Activity (EVA) suit has more in common with Halo's Mjornir armor than traditional NASA space suits.
My three month ordeal is over. I took the plunge! Now the waiting begins...
Though many internet loyalists assume that magazine reviews are somehow tainted by advertising dollars, there's a larger problem on the horizon: swag. And few of us are immune to its charms.